At Reality Buffer, we strive to leave no obscure stone unturned in our quest to bring you to new heights of absurdity. With that in mind we set out to find a movie critic especialy qualified to fit withing the rigid guidelines of realitybuffer.com
We actually found one.
Greatness, as well as Psychic ability, has been know to skip a generation of two in a family. In this case it skipped, hopped, danced the two step, side stepped twice to the left, staggered, fell down, got back up and reappeared in the individual known as Ronald Prescott.
Mr. Prescott is the 23and ½ great grand cousin twice removed of Frank Delwin, who once actually saw The Amazing Criswell crossing the street.
With credentials like these, who are we to argue?
And without further adieu, we are please to present our first installment of:
The Psychic Movie Critic.
Mr. Prescott, with the aid of his amazing telepathic powers, will give us a precise and accurate review of current movies he has YET TO SEE!
Jumper-
Beware the dark parking lot. Empty but for your car. You get in, turn the key…
HurrRurrRukclickclickclick.
From the darkness booster cable in hand and demonic look in his eye, comes – “The Jumper”.
In this sinister thriller James Earl Jones stars as a demented mechanic bent on electrocuting people he winds in their car with a dead battery. Shelly DuVall stars as the obsessed detective bent on bringing this urban myth to justice, just as he did with Luke the Spook and Paris Hilton.
Twenty Seven dresses -
From the mind of Steven King comes the story of Twenty Seven Dresses. Young, talented dressmaker (Kristy Alley) is held hostage by Ran P. Stiltskinski, (Bruce Campbell) and forced to create twenty seven dresses from a special mind controlling material that will be used in a plot to take over the world.
The Eye
Before Lord of the Rings, Even before The Hobbit, hell, even before the Age, there was Sauron. Peter Jackson takes us back into the lush past of middle earth to examine the rise of the great and terrible Sauron. In this first of three prequels “The Eye” examines the life of a young man destined to become the lord of all evil and the forces that influenced him.In a brave step, the producer and director of this film have forgone normal casting channels and have enlisted Blue man group to enact the movie in pantomime.
