There will be blood.
From the minds that brought you “Out of Africa” and “Something about Mary” comes the story of Fred Belelik, A nearsighted dentist who falls in love with a dentally challenged optometrist. The budding love affair nearly fails when her ex-finance returns from the dead with a taste for Novocain.
No country for old men.
A surprisingly heart rending story from the Disny co. Captain Hook sues Peter Pan and the lost boys of neverland for age discrimination. A court room drama full of surprise witnesses, cloak and dagger intrigue, and an ending you will never forget. The crocodile confesses his love for Mr. Smee, Tinkerbell’s relationship hits a breaking point with Peter and Divorce is in the air. Staring Mary Martin, Dustin Hoffman, and Tom Cruse.
21
It’s a remake of Tom Hanks classic BIG. This time Tom wishes he were 21 again and the hilarity ensues, or would, as Tom goes on a drinking and womanizing adventure straight out of “Porkies”. With Bad makeup and special effects (as in Polar Express, Tom digitally plays every part he can, including the main love interest. Creepy.), This film is better left in the 80′s, were it would have stunk just as badly.
Leatherheads.
A bio fic flick about the presidential campaign between John McCain and Hillery Clinton. Produced and directed by Al (I’m not bitter) Gore (I hope the whole world dies and takes you idiots who didn’t elect me with it), it’s a biting look at politics and the campaign process.
