"I felt like poisoning a monk."
Umberto Eco

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Around 2003/04, I bought a used original xbox from a friend of mine.  In the moment it probably seemed like a pretty foolish investment, considering the Xbox 360 was ready to, or had already hit the open market.  I purchased this aging piece of hardware without regard to its product shelf-life, because I had other more nefarious plans for it.  For weeks it sat in my office, no games to play on it, no Television hooked up to it, it just sat, and waited.  During that time I was reading, printing, compiling and testing, collecting all the information I would need to take this aged “game console” from a single purpose appliance to one of the most robust and powerful media hubs known in existence.  To this day even I have not found a more powerful and flexible media center on which to play my multitudes of media types.  From this single box, I can watch all my PVR’d television shows, video podcasts, and DVD rips.  As well as and extensive number of codecs/formats: mp3, mp4, avi, mkv, ogg, thm, divx, xvid, and the list goes on and on.  It will even play media that has been compressed and RAR’d into archives right from within the RAR file itself.

The Media Center for Xbox, or xbmc has taken the original hardware to it’s limits and is no longer developed for that platform.  Thankfully the developers saw “outside the box” and have moved the concept onto a more universal platform that has continued to grow and mature.  It makes an excellent replacement to the media center editions of Windows, linux installs, or AppleTV reloads as well as a liveCD/USB installation.

Recently the project has gained some traction with some sponsorships from IPTV startups Boxee and 9×9 Networks.  This is a major win for an open source project.  With active and interested subscription services using and supporting the platform, there is no place to go but up.  While XBMC in it’s current iteration has no peer (especially in the private “closed source” sector) it appears that it will continue to exceed expectations for some time to come.

"Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks."
Eric Sevareid

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So there is this article about Windows 7. It goes on at length about the naming process for the Windows line. Then there is the follow up article, that is the explanation for the naming scheme. Now all I can think of is the Animaniacs singing about Windows Versions.

FIIIIIRRRRSSSSST There was Dos,
That Bill Gates bought
really a steal,
or so we though

Then Apple’s “Lisa”
Showed us a mouse
and soon after
Windows one came out

But it was just and overlay
’cause DOS still ran everything anyway.
And so it was with Windows 3
and 3.11 respectively.

Then came Windows 95 and we all thought that to survive
We must upgrade immediately or we’ll be left behind the scene.
And so we all clambered aboard and purchased Windows number 4
Only to find that right behind would be Windows 98.

Nine-teee-eight!
Oh how we thought that that was great.
Windows Nine-teee-Eight!
We thought it was divine!

But there were bugs and Billy thought
Lets march a new release on out
and so “SE” became the norm
with patches flying like a storm.

The internet was the new big thing
and IE 4 had us on a string,
Outlook express kept our email
And everything seemed good and well.

But Bill would not settle for millions and millions
He really wanted trillion billions
so two os’s came the same year,
but with different names.

We watched the trick of ME with surprise
as it crashed and crumbled before our eyes
But 2000 seemed rather stable and stayed alive,
So they called it Windows 5!

Then came XP! “Just a point release” or so they say,
Win-dows EEECKS-PEEEE! Really saved Old Billy’s day.
We’ll make More MonEEYY! If we put two versions out,
One for work and one for Home!

And so this OS ran and ran
everything working according to plan
but the longevity of the silly thing
screwed up Bills releasing scheme
For Another OS to take it’s place
and boost profits into outer space.

So Bill killed XP, he pulled the plug
and rolled out Windows Vista.
No one knew that Windows 6
would go right down the Shitstah!

Now all eyes look forward to going back
to all that vista seemed to lack
And we can Only hope that Windows 7
Is not “MS Bob Centennial Edition!”

"In great affairs men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small things they show themselves as they are."
Nicholas Chamfort

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I apologize for any inconvenience but I will be unable to answer any emails today due to the universe being destroyed by the CERN Hadron accelerator. Luckily I do have a back up universe, so I should be back up and running as soon as we restore from tape. Many of you will not notice any changes, however some people will experience short term memory loss from data that was not saved before the CERN accelerator was started. In some extreme cases you may become momentarily caught in a temporal loop but this effect should fade as the back up universe finishes installation. In some extreme cases you may become momentarily caught in a temporal loop but this effect should fade as the back up universe finishes installation. In some extreme cases you may become momentarily caught in a temporal loop but this effect should fade as the back up universe finishes installation. If for any reason you experience a microscopic black hole that persists for more than a nano-nanoth of a second contact either NASA or Mork from Ork to have the problem corrected if you haven’t been crushed to death by the gravity of a thousand suns already. Thank you and have a nice day.
Matt London.

"Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States."
J. Bartlett Brebner

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I had an epiphany last night, I thought I had one of those V8 ideas.  You know the kind that slaps you in the forehead and makes you think, why hadn’t I thought of that before.  This was one of those ideas.  Unfortunately it does not solve any of our societies great problems, the only thing it does is help me get cool stuff.  I wanted to create a ‘universal’ wishlist.  A one stop shop for B-man gift oddities that spans the entirety of the internet and is not confined by an individual e-tailor.  This way I won’t have to maintain a separate wishlist for each of the internet retailers that has what I want.

As is typical with my ideas, they aren’t original.  My wishlist prayers are answered with wishlist.com . When you register, you can collect items from all over the internet to put on your list.  You can set priority (how bad you want it) and quanity for each of the items.  You can even create ‘sub-lists’ or categorize your items into separate lists.  When someone buys, or intends to buy one of your chosen treasures, it puts it in ‘reserve’ so that you will not get more than what you asked for.  Once you’ve received it, you can mark it as appropriate on your list.  The thing that make the whole site usable is their ‘wishlist bookmark’, it amounts to a Java Script that collects pictures, prices and details about the items you desire for your list.

Now that I have my own wishlist.com account, there is no product, no matter how obscure that I cannot wish for.  Everthing is within my grasp now!

"It is better to be quotable than to be honest."
Tom Stoppard

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Resistance is futile…
The Borg Collective

At some point back in the last millennium, there was this pop-culture phenomenon called Star Trek that invaded most every part of a normal American’s life. So much so that the culture could not escape the effects of some of the social commentaries that occasionally saturated the scripts of this Sci-Fi diversion. It was during this time a menace was revealed. A race of one mind, one thought that worked and acted in perfect harmony, outside of the influence or concept of individual thought, THE BORG.

Once the evil was conceptualized in fiction, it did not take long for internet to answer with the real-world identity of this ultimate bogey-man, one William Henry Gates III. His singular mind, that drives the cube-ship known as Microsoft, was almost instantly recognized for its nefarious process of assimilating technology and re-branding it Microsoft. Their steamroller tactics were almost directly from the play-book of the world smashing Borg of fiction. If it were not for the brave actions of some overly-litigious free thinkers, I would probably be blogging with Microsoft WordPress, and paying for the pleasure to boot.

Apparently, the MS Borg plans for universal digital domination have ceased or slowed in direct proportion to the ratings of the Star Trek franchise. We can all breath a heavy sigh of relief. The worst is over now and Free and Open Source Software (F/OSS) is beginning to flourish.

Or is it? (more…)